Handwriting Analysis

 By Bruce Shawkey

Found this interesting article on handwriting analysis in a 1900 book contained in the Smithsonian's library, titled "Everybody's Book of Luck" filled with Information on several forms of "pseudoscience" including palm reading, head bumps, and dream interpretation. The book was published by Whitman Publishing out of Racine, Wis. No author credit is listed. I chose to highlight the chapter on handwriting analysis because I once had my handwriting analyzed by a professional "graphologist" who analyzed my handwriting after about a 15-minute "chat" where she asked me some very leading questions. I think her analysis was then based more on the chat than my actual handwriting. The session with the woman was free of charge; I think she normally charged about $100 for a session.

Here is the article:

YOUR HANDWRITING REVEALS YOUR CHARACTER

Your handwriting is you; disguise it as you will, it still reveals your character. As a matter of fact, it is a sheer impossibility for an ordinary person to alter his or her writing completely. The natural hand and the purposely. changed hand will bear several resemblances, however hard the individual may try to make them dissimilar. This is due to the fact that the same character lies behind both efforts. Not only is your handwriting you, but the handwriting of your friend is "him or her." This being so, you will find it a simple matter to arrive at his or her qualities by analyzing a few lines of the person's handwriting. To become sufficiently expert for this, you will not need more than half-an-hour's study. FIRST of all we must attend to the direction of the lines of writing, as, should these be level, a normal and calm state of mind is shown, generally reliable, and not subject to change. When the lines slope toward the right, much energy is indicated; when the lines slope downward, a lack of energy is shown, usually from depression which may result from ill health. If the writing slopes upward with excess, it shows recklessness; if downwards, with a very sloping inclination, it shows mental depression verging almost on loss of reason. If the signature slopes upwards, then we may expect to find personal ambition, but if downwards, some physical weakness. If instead of the whole line ascending only words here and there will ascend, this indicates "hope," but if scattered words ascend and descend in the same line, we may read a lack of tenacity in emotions.

SECONDLY — The lines forming the letters may appear: (A) Practically upright; or (B) Sloping slightly to the right. (C) Sloping very much to the right as if each letter were falling over the rest. (D) Sloping to the left, and lastly, (E) "Back-hand writing." Between A and B might be called normal. 

A: Shows pluck and self-possession, and, if pointed, mathematics. B: Tenderness, but should the writing be pointed, a quick, acute mind, with no sympathy with sentiment. C: Shows indolence; if with pointed letters, mental power, but should the letters be rounded, mental and physical indolence. D: Shows a love of ease, while E: Looks peculiar and indicates self-consciousness, and, as a rule, hidden sentimentality. 

THIRDLY — The writing small and pointed. we get curiosity; if medium in size, and gradually increasing towards the end of the line, it shows an outspoken nature; should the writing diminish towards the end of the line we read tact. If it is fine and threadlike in appearance, it shows a sensitive mind, diplomacy. Large writing shows promptness, but if the strokes are very fine, we see appreciation of other people's work — a connoisseur. Small, clear writing shows love of the abstruse, and if the lines arc very delicate, a feeling for the mystic. if the writing is extremely small, it shows pettiness of nature, fussiness over unimportant details. Letters of different sizes show unreliability of nature, exaggerating trifles and ignoring more important things. Light and fine writing means delicacy of feeling, but if carried to excess it shows fastidiousness.

FOURTHLY.—The connections of the letters with each other must be judged. If the connecting stroke is long, it shows some facility in talking and expression, the power of using word: well, nor talkativeness. Letters ingeniously connected show constructiveness, but should they be separate, we get perception and intuition. Any eccentricity indicates that the person's career has not been ordinary. Marked originality, especially of capitals, shows unusual taste. Tremulous tendency resulting neither from illness nor old age — Irritability. Highly restrained, small — Refractory disposition, difficult to live with. Regular and well-placed lines, followed by those careless and irregular — A mind quick to embark on an enterprise, but lacking perseverance. Backhanded less susceptible than inclined —The head ruling the heart. Generally the body of the letter or specimen gives the present character, the signature the past. CROTCHETS —Egotism, self-satisfaction (a return upon self.) HARPOONS (NOOKS) —Tenacity, united perhaps with weak will. DASHES — Perfectly straight — Persistence. Undulating — Art, Undulating, beginning or finishing with a crotchet or ungraceful nourish — Lack of taste, slight vulgarity. Light — Writer attaches little idea to things expressed. Ending Thickly —Resolution, desires ideas to carry weight. Cursed Ascendingly.—Versatility; slight inconsistency; speaks without thought. 

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And the article goes on. Granted, this is the most detailed article I've encountered on handwriting analysis, but it's still hokum. Its methods and conclusions are not supported by scientific evidence, and as such graphology is considered a pseudoscience.

As further proof of this nonsense, here, the book provides an analysis of person born under my Zodiac sign of Gemini:

GEMINI — Likely to be interested in inventions. Good at solving puzzles. Football. Tennis. Nature rambling.

I don't like puzzles, suck at most sports, including football and tennis.

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