Bruce's Smorsasborg

 By Bruce Shawkey Great article in The Guardian on highlights from the first 100 years of television. Here are of ones I highlighted.  I start with Janet Jackson's famous (infamous?) "nip slip" during the 2004 Super Bowl halftime performance – in which her right breast was accidentally exposed for less than a second. It led to broadcaster CBS being fined $550,000 by the Federal Communications Commission. Technically, her nipple was covered by a nipple ring, but the network was still still fined.  It was the fifth largest fine in television history, with the largest fine ($24 million) going to Univision for lack of children’s shows. Did you know there are federal regulations that require television broadcasters to devote a portion of their programming to educational and informative shows for kids? The Howard Stern radio show also got fined $1.7 million for various infractions. On January 26, 1926 John Logie Baird gives the first public demonstration of television to member...

 By Bruce Shawkey One of my movie heroes growing up was Robert Redford. He was handsome, always measured, humble with no need to show off. I thought he was great in the Horse Whisperer, playing opposite Scarlett Johansson. Redford passed away  September 16, 2025,  at age 89. His daughter, Amy, recently did an interview with People magazine and shard some of remembrances with her dad. A few of her quotes are below: "He was playful and curious and kind,” said Amy. “And I think what he taught us to do is really find the thing that we're most passionate about and the things that we think might be able to change the world.” "For my dad, it was, if you tell him not to do it, that just means it hasn’t been done yet,” Amy said about the legendary film festival. “He decided, ‘Well, I have some platform and I'm going to use it to change the world.’ ” "It’s clear that he meant so much to so many, and I know that my family is humbled by the outpouring of stories and tributes...

 By Bruce Shawkey I grew up with a newspaper called the "Grit," which my parents also called the "Pennsylvania Liar." Each issue contained a mixture of funny, offbeat news .. not nearly as whacky as, say, the National Enquirer, but similar. Here is annotated history of the Grit from its website: When the first headline for Grit was set in 1882, it’s doubtful anyone could’ve envisioned the publication continuing into the 21st century. Dietrick Lamade was a 23-year-old assistant press foreman for the Williamsport, Pennsylvania, newspaper the Daily Sun and Banner. In December 1882, the newspaper began a Saturday edition titled Grit, which included local news items, editorials, and humorous tidbits.  The Birth of Grit Dietrick was born Feb. 6, 1859, in Gölshausen, Baden-Wrüttemberg, Germany, the fourth child of Johannes and Caroline Lamade. When he was 8, the family immigrated to the United States. Less than two years after the family settled in Williamsport, Johannes d...

By Bruce Shawkey Inspired by an article on the Google news feed Going to restaurants, parties, or any gatherings where it is SO LOUD you can't have a person-to- person conversation with someone. I hate that my mind thinks it can do something and my body says, 'Are you serious?' As age catches up, I find hair where I have never had hair, and no hair where I have always had hair! I prefer my own company to that of lots of people. So much of what I hear is people complaining of their problems, or inconsequential stuff. I have always loved fatty, greasy, spicy food. My stomach can no longer digest this stuff as I age. I actually crave salads with a simple vinegar and oil now (as opposed to fatty bleu cheese dressing). I find it annoying that people who think they are so important that they must drive at least 20 mph over the posted highway speed limit. Five mph plus or minus has always been fine, by 20+ is ridiculous. When did I become obsessed with winter weather? I used to be...

By Bruce Shawkey I have ground my own pepper for a number of years. Recently, I replaced my hand-cranked grinder with a battery-operated one. I can't tell you how this $8 device has added joy to my life. I can now effortlessly pepper my food with the touch of a button. The benefits of fresh ground pepper have long been extolled by amateur and professional chefs. A typical example can be found in the "Good and Cheap" cookbook by LeAnne Brown: BUY A PEPPER GRINDER Seriously, banish pre-ground pepper from your life; it loses all flavor when it sits around. Fresh pepper creates pops of intense flavor on the tongue and lights up bland dishes. One of the most popular dishes in Rome is just pasta with butter and pepper: give it a try!  There you have it. Even cheapskate cooks advocate the use of fresh-ground pepper! My previous grinder was a short device, hand cranked of course.                                ...

 By Bruce Shawkey I asked ChatGPT to write a Sherlock Holmes mystery story in the style of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, and it appeared in seconds complete with dialogue. Amazing stuff. The Case of the Sapphire Tally It was in the first chill weeks of October when the affair of the Sapphire Tally unfolded—an incident which, though small in outward circumstance, revealed with astonishing clarity the delicacy of Holmes’s observations and his peculiar delight in trifles. I had just returned to Baker Street after an errand in Kensington to find Holmes deep in one of those singular reveries which overtook him whenever a case dangled just beyond the reach of certainty. He sat cross-legged upon the floor, the morning newspaper spread about him like fallen leaves. “A most vexing business, Watson,” he murmured without raising his eyes. “A theft, yet nothing of monetary value appears to have gone missing. A man wronged, yet there is no villain.” I seated myself opposite him. “If there has been a ...

 By Bruce Shawkey Great article on the Web. 1. Reading a paper map and navigating without GPS Remember those giant folded maps that never quite went back together the same way? Boomers could plot a cross-country road trip with nothing but a Rand McNally atlas and actually arrive at their destination. 2. Writing in cursive fluently By 15, boomers could write entire essays in flowing cursive without thinking twice about it. It was as natural as texting is to us now. 3. Basic car maintenance and troubleshooting Teenage boomers knew how to change a tire, check oil levels, jump-start a battery, and diagnose basic engine problems. Cars were simpler then, sure, but the knowledge was also expected. Today's 30-somethings often don't even know how to open their hood, much less identify what they're looking at underneath it. 4. Cooking full meals from scratch without recipes By their teens, boomers could prepare complete dinners using whatever was in the pantry, no recipe app required...